Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
He snuck into some random hotel's continental breakfast at 3 AM and then passed out on a bench in the lobby. When the cops found him they made him empty out his pockets. No phone, no ID just muffins.
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
So the same day I accidentally bought waterproof mascara is the day I accidentally had shower sex. The world is finally on my side.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
Hey man, when I left for work she was laying on the couch naked cuddling your keurig, can you clean that mess up?
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
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