i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
Have invented new cocktail. Any flavor of crystal light and vodka. I call it "I am going to die alone"
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
I'm at about main and main street
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
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