if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
So far today I've found 3.5 million dollars in savings. Pretty sure management is gonna start buying me hookers if getting laid has this much payoff
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
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