No, you can still breathe under the balls.
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
You should really come over right now. There's hot construction workers across the street. I'm gonna go pour beer on myself in a bikini on the sidewalk. See you in 5?
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
Just found out I called my mom at six in the morning to ask where the bong was. I win.
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
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