hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
Wow my largely unnecessary pool of lizard-related knowledge finally came in handy. Are you proud?
I don't know what to say
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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