did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
I'm sitting next to this guy at the bar. I wrote him a little song in my head it goes "there is no fucking chance you're getting in my pants" gonna sing it to him after he buys me another drink.
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
You know its going to be a good homecoming when you beer bong a mimosa at 6am.
I told her the maid must have stolen all my condoms. She bought it
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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