i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
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