If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
Apparently drunk me thought it was a good idea to buy $100 worth of band aids and stick them all over everything in the apartment.
this is the second day the intern has gotten me coffee. he either wants to bang me or thinks I'm more important than I am.
either way he's in for disappointment
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
Randomize
