This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
I asked him if we could hang out sometime when we weren't hammered. He said he'd email me his number... that's when I knew I was going to die alone
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
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