I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
her vagina looked like bernie madoff
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
I wasn't so much your wingman at that point as I was the interpreter of you point at shit and mumbling to the cab driver.
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
Apparently "I have the beer shits" isn't the excuse my boss wanted to hear. So sue me
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
Shame is for Republicans.
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