Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
She said my main job as maid of honor is to ensure the groom doesn't find out that each of his seven groomsmen has had his penis inside her.
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
I cooked you Mac and cheese when I was drunk and drugged. That counts for about 4 meals. Try harder
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
40s are totally the cure
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
The wine is franzia the food is cheese puffs there is a canoe full of beer and the andre glasses are mason jars glued to candle sticks. i shit you not. Best. Wedding. Ever.
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