Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
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