I locked my keys in my car in front of planned parenthood. I'm terrified of going inside to ask to borrow a clothes hangar.
Just tell them you need to fix a mistake real quick.
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
Randomize
