How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
You smell like a Billy Joel song
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
I bought a police grade breathalyzer on ebay at 4:37 am. At least I'm a responsible drunk.
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
I tried to open a bottle of wine with toenail clippers last night. So this morning was obviously rough.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
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