so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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