So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
Highlight of the day: realizing the man in the car next to mine was getting road head... at 2:45pm... nicely done sir, nicely done.
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
I told him I tried to eat a stranger's sandwich while I was drunk. Mildly disappointed but he realizes he has me for a kid.
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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