was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
Like there's an 87% chance I'll end up on the bedroom floor demanding sex while freestyling in your face. I'm going to buy rum.
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
The convent might be a nice break from real life
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
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