I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
ok so I've decided, new penis Thursday (formally known as new people Thursday) will need to be put on hold next week in preparation for Friday
Memorial weekend is the following week genius. New penis Thursday countdown has already begun.
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
I am thankful for thumbs.
Because without thumbs, we would be dolphins.
Land dolphins.
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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