i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
this is getting really bad. i thought the chandelier in the dining room was one of those claws from the claw games in an arcade and i spent the past five minutes jumping left to right so the claw wouldn't grab me
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
Just saw the mall santa roll by on a rascal scooter holding a chic-fil-a milkshake and stop to chat up trio of cute 20-somethings. New hero.
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
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