It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
non applicator tampons are so hard to put in when your drunk. i fingered myself for 10 minutes and forgot what i was trying to do.
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
So I come home yesterday and my brother is like "watch this" and it turns out he's been retraining my dog to come running when u say "anal"
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
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