i just wanna soil my oats bro
I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
He brought me another shot of rum, ice and my underwear when I woke up.
What a gentleman.
I KNOW, right?!
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
Randomize
