ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
My girlfriend is talking to my ex-boyfriend at the bar right now. I REPEAT, GIRLFRIEND IS TALKING TO EX BOYFRIEND RIGHT NOW. GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF THIS PLAACE
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
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