Buhtt sex?
mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
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