Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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