no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
my ass hurt today after the party last night. I wnt to the doctors and they found a coin in a ziplock bag with a note from you. WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME???
doctor said mango vodka does not count as my daily servings of fruit. damn.
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
Apparently someone switched my cash for monopoly money after midnight so I couldn't get any more drinks at the bar
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
And I might have stolen a bag of Doritos out of Matt's car and hid them in my bag and gave individual chips out to people dancing, trying to convince people they were mini tacos.. Like why Am I allowed to be an adult
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
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