Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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