Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
I looked at her and said "I now pronounce you pumpkin tits"
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
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Sorry bro, just a precaution. You know, ever since the "Jake incident". What a douche.
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
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