I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
Maybe tomorrow I'll be drunk again and can provide you with texts at a more reasonable hour. Here's hoping. GOodnight. Tebow loves you
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
I'm all about sex. But even I know there will be a time to retire my junk. And that will be my 40th birthday, or whenever I'm hideous
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
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