Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
Why do guys in porn never have boxers on?
better question: why do you always text me when you're watching porn
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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