I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
Microwave minutes are longer than normal minutes.
I just opened a bunch of old flavored condoms just to see what they tasted like.
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
Why does everyone always assume I'm fucking their boyfriends?
You are fucking her boyfriend.
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
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