im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
