belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
This is your morning news. Today at 5 pm I will be going out of town until the 29th. If you would like some great sex before I leave, please contact me. The available packages are: a house call, an outdoor excursion, or a delivery style in-car quickie. available only while supplies last.
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
You kept trying to get the girl i brought home to hook up with you by enticing her with 12 baconnators you brought home
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
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