How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
I must have had a great time last night.. I woke up with coconut oil all over my glasses
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
I rang in the new year by giving a lap dance to a Lutheran minister in a roomful of people including his wife. Jesus would be proud.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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