I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
she looked like the before picture.
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
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