i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was "chug-a-lug"
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
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