butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
I forgot my backup drink is supposed to be pedialyte and vodka. Add in the shit I'm losing as I drink. Win-Win right?
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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