I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
If there's so much of a hint of a whisper from somebody I didn't tell personally, I will cut off your balls with a chainsaw, cauterize the wound with a flaming rusty spoon, feed your balls to your dog, and feed them to you when he shits them out, capiche?
I need a burrito and a hug.
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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