i threw up in his kitchen sink and then used a measuring cup to drink water because i couldn't find a clean glass. i just threw up down the stairs. it's gonna be a long walk home.
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
A fair warning: I don't think a cop will let you off the hook just because your birthday is on New Year's Eve
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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