after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
reminiscing on last night: why the fuck did I feel the need to stand on chairs everytime we took a jello shot?
I often worry that if I get famous, people from my past will recognize me and start talking to the media
Randomize
