He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
Things you owe me: a sober apology, $12, the removal of bbq sauce from my doorknob
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
Woke up to a bottle of gatorade and a packet of saltine crackers tied to underwear hanging from my ceiling fan, along with 3 advil stuck to a piece of duct tape and a note saying "have a happy hangover- <3 you/me"
Drunk you is pretty stunner.
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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