I will die if light touches me.
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
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