Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
Ever since I got married, I've become the MacGuyver of masturbation
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
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