I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
I don't deserve a penis
Sorry bro I thought you were kidding. If I'm actually jerking off I usually said "Just a sec getting dressed" or something
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
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