Call me Kermit cause I'm about to go piggin
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
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