Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
literally took my pants off in the middle of bourbon last night without taking off my heels im a super human i guess
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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