She's JV to your varsity
i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
When we found you, you were half crying/half singing Taylor swift songs at 2am in the bathroom, and occasionally puking. I think I get "friend of the year" award just for putting up with your drunk ass all night.
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
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