We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
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