Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Last night I saw a drag queen take a shot of Red Hot that was soaked into a tampon. I fucking love my life!
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
I pretty much just wake up, masturbate at least twice, and go to the beach. #Unemployed. I do look for jobs in between all that tho.
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
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