five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
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