I'm laying in your front yard are you home
I wanna passion pit in your ass
New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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