Being alone has allowed me to flourish into a complete weirdo
his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
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