That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
I just dropped off shoes at Mike's hotel. The chick he hooked up with last night stole his phone and shoes.
The salesman looked at me like I was crazy when I explained the need for a headboard that had slats so I could handcuff people to it
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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