Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
She said I could do whatever I wanted to her. I pumped for 20 seconds, apologized, rolled over and passed out. I sit directly across from her at work. Awkward?
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
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