He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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